THE HOT TUB CLUB PROUDLY PRESENTS


FAKE SPRING BREAK
2020


a week of online escapism & quarantine distractions
curated by BRANDON JAZZ & FRIENDS


April 13 - 20, 2020 Open to the General Public

24/7 live streaming links @ fakespringbreak.com hottubclubusa.com


TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY. PRICES AND PARTICIPATION MAY VARY. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
FAKE SPRING BREAK IS SUBJECT TO SCHEDULE CHANGES OR JUST STRAIGHT-UP CANCELLATION IF IT LIKE, SUCKS OR WHATEVER


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FAKE SPRING BREAK

OUR ONE-OF-A-KIND QUARANTINE DISTRACTION PROGRAM™
INCLUDES ALL OF THIS (& MORE!)

CATCH UP ON THE HOTTEST NEW RECIPES UNSOLICITED COOKING TIPS BREAKING NEWS UPDATES • NETFLIX RECOMMENDATIONS (AND IN-DEPTH REVIEWS!) DRAMATIC YELP REVIEWS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES DATING ADVICE SNACK CHAT DOG WRESTLING NEW PEOPLE TO TALK TO ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WALKS THINLY-VEILED EXISTENTIAL DREAD & DESPAIR GHOST STORIES BEDTIME STORIES HOME TATTOOING FAITH HEALING TAROT READINGS COPYRIGHT CLAIMS WEATHER ANALYSIS

FREE FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM YOUR PEERS AND FORMER COWORKERS INDUSTRY EXPERTS SHARE TIPS FOR FILING UNEMPLOYMENT
EXCLUSIVE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES NON-EXCLUSIVE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM OF OWNING YOUR OWN SMALL BUSINESS & WORKING FROM THE COMFORTS OF HOME!

SURPRISE SPECIAL GUESTS ONE-OF-A-KIND PERFORMANCES BY CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED, AWARD-WINNING MUSICIANS, WRITERS & COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE **A BUNCH OF RANDOS TOO

NOW BOOKING ONE-ON-ONE SESSIONS WITH OUR AWARD-WINNING "ULTIMATE LIFE COACHING" COACHES
(FINANCIAL, SPIRITUAL AND ROMANTIC COURSES AVAILABLE) ***

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NO REFUNDS ON OUR AWARD-WINNING "ULTIMATE LIFE COACHING" PACKAGES

'NO REFUNDS'

Digital Pool Party • Interactive Studio SessionS • Quarantine Distraction • Future Cautionary Tale

April 13 - 20, 2020 • BROADCAST LIVE 24 hours a day • OPEN TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC** VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.
**RESTRICTIONS APPLY. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE OR CANCELLATION WITHOUT NOTICE IF IT LIKE, SUCKS OR WHATEVER

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**Interactive Studio SessionS WITH THE HOT TUB CLUB & FRIENDS**

ALL MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS INCLUDED AND CREDITED ON THE
FORTHCOMING H T C DIGITAL RELEASE
"3720666" (AVAILABLE 4.20.20)*


FREE PSYCHEDELIC CONSULTATIONS & SAME DAY, LOCAL REFERRALS AVAILABLE!

INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES! INQUIRE WITHIN.

**RAP CAT Appearances & Photo Opportunities Daily**


standard messaging & Data Rates apply. Void where prohibited. PLEASE CHECK WITH YOUR LOCAL, MUNICIPAL & STATE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU AT ALL DURING FAKE SPRING BREAK. IN FACT, H T C AND ITS AFFILIATES MOST LIKELY DENY KNOWING YOU ALTOGETHER IF SHIT GOES DOWN, SO EVERYBODY JUST BE COOL. DON'T BE A DICK, NO SNITCHES, NO BITCHES & POSITIVELY NO VIRUSES OF ANY SORT WILL BE PERMITTED.


THE HOT TUB CLUB PROUDLY PRESENTS

FAKE SPRING BREAK

Digital Pool PartyALL-NIGHT REMOTE RAGER • QUARANTINE DISTRACTION


**Interactive Studio SessionS WITH THE HOT TUB CLUB & FRIENDS**

ALL MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS INCLUDED AND CREDITED ON THE
FORTHCOMING H T C DIGITAL RELEASE
"3720666" (AVAILABLE 4.20.20)

FREE WIFI HOTSPOTDRESS CODE CASUALBYOB


FREE PSYCHEDELIC CONSULTATIONS & SAME DAY, LOCAL REFERRALS AVAILABLE!

INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE. INQUIRE WITHIN.


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**RAP CAT Appearances & Photo Opportunities Daily**

THE HOT TUB CLUB PROUDLY PRESENTS

FAKE SPRING BREAK

Digital Pool PartyALL-NIGHT REMOTE RAGER • QUARANTINE DISTRACTION


April 13 - 20, 2020 • 24/7 LIVE BROADCAST
OPEN TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC
(**online participants only)


**Interactive Studio SessionS WITH THE HOT TUB CLUB & FRIENDS**

ALL MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS INCLUDED AND CREDITED ON THE
FORTHCOMING H T C DIGITAL RELEASE
"3720666" (AVAILABLE 4.20.20)

FREE WIFI HOTSPOTDRESS CODE CASUALBYOB


FREE PSYCHEDELIC CONSULTATIONS & SAME DAY, LOCAL REFERRALS AVAILABLE!

INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE. INQUIRE WITHIN.


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**RAP CAT Appearances & Photo Opportunities Daily**


FAKE SPRING BREAK

2020


SCHEDULE MONDAY 4/13

** All listings Central Standard Time **


12AM-11:59PM FAKE SPRING BREAK REGISTRATION BEGINS
Official Fake Spring Break Kickoff Party followed by 3 hours of troubleshooting + technical difficulties
TYPE: ACTIVITY PLANNING

11:59PM FAKE SPRING BREAK Official Kickoff Party
Official Fake Spring Break Kickoff Party followed by 3 hours of troubleshooting + technical difficulties
TYPE: HANG

daily appearances by RAP CAT & LIL BRUH
Around the clock coverage of their cat food bowl via the RAP CAT CAM™
TYPE: #catstuff


FAKE SPRING BREAK

2020


SCHEDULE TUESDAY 4/14

** All listings Central Standard Time **

3PM SNACKCHAT with TYLER WALKER & FRIENDS
Tyler Walker hosts a guest panel for an in-depth look at one featured snack item per day
TYPE: EDUCATIONAL

4-5PM PSYCHEDELIC GARDENING with JAZZ, ASHLEE & CLAY
Jazz's roommates help him with a mail-order um, "research project"
TYPE: EDUCATIONAL

5-10PM HAPPY HOUR with HOT TUB CLUB & FRIENDS
Remote recording session / interactive studio time with the gang
TYPE: SHENANIGANS

11PM - midnight X X X F I N I T Y Y Y dj set
Seth Graves presents a mindful meditation exercise in passive listening (ambient DJ set)
TYPE: PERFORMANCE

daily appearances by RAP CAT & LIL BRUH
Around the clock coverage of their cat food bowl via the RAP CAT CAM™
TYPE: #catstuff


FAKE SPRING BREAK

2020


SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY 4/15

** All listings Central Standard Time **

3PM SNACKCHAT with TYLER WALKER & FRIENDS
Tyler Walker hosts a guest panel for an in-depth look at one featured snack item per day
TYPE: EDUCATIONAL

7PM HOME TATTOOING 101 with ASHLEE SCHULTZ
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TYPE:
EDUCATIONAL*

11PM - midnight X X X F I N I T Y Y Y dj set
Seth Graves presents a mindful meditation exercise in passive listening (ambient DJ set)
TYPE: PERFORMANCE

daily appearances by RAP CAT & LIL BRUH
Around the clock coverage of their cat food bowl via the RAP CAT CAM™
TYPE: #catstuff


FAKE SPRING BREAK

2020


SCHEDULE THURSDAY 4/16

** All listings Central Standard Time **

3PM SNACKCHAT with TYLER WALKER & FRIENDS
Tyler Walker hosts a guest panel for an in-depth look at one featured snack item per day
TYPE: EDUCATIONAL

9PM BEDTIME STORIES with JARED CORDER
Jared Corder helps get the kiddos ready for bed
TYPE: SHENANIGANS

10PM GHOST STORIES with JOHNY FISHER
Johnny Fisher stays up late with all the bad kids who didn’t wanna go to bed
TYPE: SHENANIGANS

11PM - midnight X X X F I N I T Y Y Y dj set
Seth Graves presents a mindful meditation exercise in passive listening (ambient DJ set)
TYPE: PERFORMANCE

daily appearances by RAP CAT & LIL BRUH
Around the clock coverage of their cat food bowl via the RAP CAT CAM™
TYPE: #catstuff