THE HOT TUB CLUB PROUDLY PRESENTS
FAKE SPRING BREAK
2020
a week of online escapism & quarantine distractions
curated by BRANDON JAZZ & FRIENDS
April 13 - 20, 2020 • Open to the General Public
24/7 live streaming links @ fakespringbreak.com • hottubclubusa.com
TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY. PRICES AND PARTICIPATION MAY VARY. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
FAKE SPRING BREAK IS SUBJECT TO SCHEDULE CHANGES OR JUST STRAIGHT-UP CANCELLATION IF IT LIKE, SUCKS OR WHATEVER
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FAKE SPRING BREAK
OUR ONE-OF-A-KIND QUARANTINE DISTRACTION PROGRAM™
INCLUDES ALL OF THIS (& MORE!)
CATCH UP ON THE HOTTEST NEW RECIPES UNSOLICITED COOKING TIPS BREAKING NEWS UPDATES • NETFLIX RECOMMENDATIONS (AND IN-DEPTH REVIEWS!) DRAMATIC YELP REVIEWS TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES DATING ADVICE SNACK CHAT DOG WRESTLING NEW PEOPLE TO TALK TO ABOUT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD WALKS THINLY-VEILED EXISTENTIAL DREAD & DESPAIR GHOST STORIES BEDTIME STORIES HOME TATTOOING FAITH HEALING TAROT READINGS COPYRIGHT CLAIMS WEATHER ANALYSIS
FREE FINANCIAL ADVICE FROM YOUR PEERS AND FORMER COWORKERS INDUSTRY EXPERTS SHARE TIPS FOR FILING UNEMPLOYMENT
EXCLUSIVE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES NON-EXCLUSIVE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES ACHIEVE YOUR DREAM OF OWNING YOUR OWN SMALL BUSINESS & WORKING FROM THE COMFORTS OF HOME!
SURPRISE SPECIAL GUESTS ONE-OF-A-KIND PERFORMANCES BY CRITICALLY-ACCLAIMED, AWARD-WINNING MUSICIANS, WRITERS & COMEDIANS FROM ALL OVER THE GLOBE **A BUNCH OF RANDOS TOO
NOW BOOKING ONE-ON-ONE SESSIONS WITH OUR AWARD-WINNING "ULTIMATE LIFE COACHING" COACHES
(FINANCIAL, SPIRITUAL AND ROMANTIC COURSES AVAILABLE) ***
***NO REFUNDS ON OUR AWARD-WINNING "ULTIMATE LIFE COACHING" PACKAGES
'NO REFUNDS'
Digital Pool Party • Interactive Studio SessionS • Quarantine Distraction • Future Cautionary Tale
April 13 - 20, 2020 • BROADCAST LIVE 24 hours a day • OPEN TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC** VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.
**RESTRICTIONS APPLY. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE OR CANCELLATION WITHOUT NOTICE IF IT LIKE, SUCKS OR WHATEVER
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**Interactive Studio SessionS WITH THE HOT TUB CLUB & FRIENDS**
ALL MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS INCLUDED AND CREDITED ON THE
FORTHCOMING H T C DIGITAL RELEASE "3720666" (AVAILABLE 4.20.20)*
FREE PSYCHEDELIC CONSULTATIONS & SAME DAY, LOCAL REFERRALS AVAILABLE!
INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES! INQUIRE WITHIN.
**RAP CAT Appearances & Photo Opportunities Daily**
standard messaging & Data Rates apply. Void where prohibited. PLEASE CHECK WITH YOUR LOCAL, MUNICIPAL & STATE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU AT ALL DURING FAKE SPRING BREAK. IN FACT, H T C AND ITS AFFILIATES MOST LIKELY DENY KNOWING YOU ALTOGETHER IF SHIT GOES DOWN, SO EVERYBODY JUST BE COOL. DON'T BE A DICK, NO SNITCHES, NO BITCHES & POSITIVELY NO VIRUSES OF ANY SORT WILL BE PERMITTED.
THE HOT TUB CLUB PROUDLY PRESENTS
FAKE SPRING BREAK
Digital Pool Party • ALL-NIGHT REMOTE RAGER • QUARANTINE DISTRACTION
**Interactive Studio SessionS WITH THE HOT TUB CLUB & FRIENDS**
ALL MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS INCLUDED AND CREDITED ON THE
FORTHCOMING H T C DIGITAL RELEASE "3720666" (AVAILABLE 4.20.20)
FREE WIFI HOTSPOT • DRESS CODE CASUAL • BYOB
FREE PSYCHEDELIC CONSULTATIONS & SAME DAY, LOCAL REFERRALS AVAILABLE!
INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE. INQUIRE WITHIN.
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**RAP CAT Appearances & Photo Opportunities Daily**
THE HOT TUB CLUB PROUDLY PRESENTS
FAKE SPRING BREAK
Digital Pool Party • ALL-NIGHT REMOTE RAGER • QUARANTINE DISTRACTION
April 13 - 20, 2020 • 24/7 LIVE BROADCAST
OPEN TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC
(**online participants only)
**Interactive Studio SessionS WITH THE HOT TUB CLUB & FRIENDS**
ALL MUSICAL CONTRIBUTIONS INCLUDED AND CREDITED ON THE
FORTHCOMING H T C DIGITAL RELEASE "3720666" (AVAILABLE 4.20.20)
FREE WIFI HOTSPOT • DRESS CODE CASUAL • BYOB
FREE PSYCHEDELIC CONSULTATIONS & SAME DAY, LOCAL REFERRALS AVAILABLE!
INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE. INQUIRE WITHIN.
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**RAP CAT Appearances & Photo Opportunities Daily**
FAKE SPRING BREAK
2020
SCHEDULE MONDAY 4/13
** All listings Central Standard Time **
12AM-11:59PM FAKE SPRING BREAK REGISTRATION BEGINS
Official Fake Spring Break Kickoff Party followed by 3 hours of troubleshooting + technical difficulties
TYPE: ACTIVITY PLANNING
11:59PM FAKE SPRING BREAK Official Kickoff Party
Official Fake Spring Break Kickoff Party followed by 3 hours of troubleshooting + technical difficulties
TYPE: HANG
daily appearances by RAP CAT & LIL BRUH
Around the clock coverage of their cat food bowl via the RAP CAT CAM™
TYPE: #catstuff
FAKE SPRING BREAK
2020
SCHEDULE TUESDAY 4/14
** All listings Central Standard Time **
3PM SNACKCHAT with TYLER WALKER & FRIENDS
Tyler Walker hosts a guest panel for an in-depth look at one featured snack item per day
TYPE: EDUCATIONAL
4-5PM PSYCHEDELIC GARDENING with JAZZ, ASHLEE & CLAY
Jazz's roommates help him with a mail-order um, "research project"
TYPE: EDUCATIONAL
5-10PM HAPPY HOUR with HOT TUB CLUB & FRIENDS
Remote recording session / interactive studio time with the gang
TYPE: SHENANIGANS
11PM - midnight X X X F I N I T Y Y Y dj set
Seth Graves presents a mindful meditation exercise in passive listening (ambient DJ set)
TYPE: PERFORMANCE
daily appearances by RAP CAT & LIL BRUH
Around the clock coverage of their cat food bowl via the RAP CAT CAM™
TYPE: #catstuff
FAKE SPRING BREAK
2020
SCHEDULE WEDNESDAY 4/15
** All listings Central Standard Time **
3PM SNACKCHAT with TYLER WALKER & FRIENDS
Tyler Walker hosts a guest panel for an in-depth look at one featured snack item per day
TYPE: EDUCATIONAL
7PM HOME TATTOOING 101 with ASHLEE SCHULTZ
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TYPE: EDUCATIONAL*
11PM - midnight X X X F I N I T Y Y Y dj set
Seth Graves presents a mindful meditation exercise in passive listening (ambient DJ set)
TYPE: PERFORMANCE
daily appearances by RAP CAT & LIL BRUH
Around the clock coverage of their cat food bowl via the RAP CAT CAM™
TYPE: #catstuff
FAKE SPRING BREAK
2020
SCHEDULE THURSDAY 4/16
** All listings Central Standard Time **
3PM SNACKCHAT with TYLER WALKER & FRIENDS
Tyler Walker hosts a guest panel for an in-depth look at one featured snack item per day
TYPE: EDUCATIONAL
9PM BEDTIME STORIES with JARED CORDER
Jared Corder helps get the kiddos ready for bed
TYPE: SHENANIGANS
10PM GHOST STORIES with JOHNY FISHER
Johnny Fisher stays up late with all the bad kids who didn’t wanna go to bed
TYPE: SHENANIGANS
11PM - midnight X X X F I N I T Y Y Y dj set
Seth Graves presents a mindful meditation exercise in passive listening (ambient DJ set)
TYPE: PERFORMANCE
daily appearances by RAP CAT & LIL BRUH
Around the clock coverage of their cat food bowl via the RAP CAT CAM™
TYPE: #catstuff